maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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