I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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