therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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