So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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