Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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