I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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