I wannas sexs uuuuu
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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