ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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