the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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