stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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