Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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