I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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