Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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