WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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