Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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