HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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