yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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