All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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