I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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