On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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