So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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