She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
