she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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