Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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