belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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