8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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