Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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