omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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