The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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