that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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