hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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