I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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