so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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