Midget sex pt 2 tonight
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
