Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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