meet me or not, i'm out of control
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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