I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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