like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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