Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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