HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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