I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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