is your mom at the bar?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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