I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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