They should really pass out barf bags in church
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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