Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Randomize
