at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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