someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I will pee on everything he values.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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