I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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