I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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