I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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