oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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